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[Izn0g00d]

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

 

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Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

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Vive le cuire !

Édité 22 Novembre 2012 par Izn0g00d

[KingZoo]

Des activistes suicidaires

[Izn0g00d]

Est ce que vous voyez l'image ... je la voie lorsque je suis en mode edit .. mais pas quand je regarde le post...?

[KingZoo]

En cliquant sur l'article...

[Transgarp]

Là je la voie

 

[palica]

Les activistes etaient commandites par Klim.

Édité 22 Novembre 2012 par palica

[Gros Buck]

Tant qu'à moi, je n'aurais pas fait mieux.

 

Paul Jr 8

[michel]

Quand on dit que le duct tape peut servir à tout.

[Bachman]

Donc... Red Green est un motocycliste...

[Garnotte]

Mouhahahahahaha trop drole.

[Lonewolf]

Y ont pas pensé , qu.ils vivent avec les conséquences...

Hahahahahahah.......

[bourgognais]

...They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French... em3600 c'est vrai que c'est comme une preuve de culpabilité ça.

 

C'est drôle que des activistes s'attaquent au cuir qui a certainement servi comme le premier vêtement de l'humanité ( ainsi que le vêtement habituel de la vache ).

 

[DoberDan]

pour dire, cest pas tout les jours que des activites comme ca se presentent.

[EvilGrosminet]

 

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,”

 

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

 

 

Ils ont pas comme légèrement couru après ? Les pauvres petits ?

[Swatch]

Ça sent la fausse nouvelle !

[EvilGrosminet]

Tout a fait hilarant quand même !!!

[crashdown]

Fausse nouvelle peut être mais j'ai aimé les image dans ma tête que sa fesait de lire ça vraiment tordant

[chris_debonga]

T O R D A N T

[Vyxenn]

Merci de m'avoir fait rire hehe

[Menoche]

bah que ca soit un hoax ou pas, c'est quand même divertissant et ça donne de bonnes idées

[EvilGrosminet]

Tu veut protester contre le cuir Phil ?

[Menoche]

Nope, attacher du monde sur un arbre par contre

[EvilGrosminet]

Ok , je peut t'aider ? Fournir le duct tape ? On en pogne un a la RidaBytor ou a la RidaEvil ? Si oui ,Qui ???

[Gros Buck]

Ok , je peut t'aider ? Fournir le duct tape ? On en pogne un a la RidaBytor ou a la RidaEvil ? Si oui , Qui ???

 

Faudrait en pogner un pas trop gros et pas trop vigoureux pour pas que ce ne coute trop cher de tape.

Ca peut être une fille aussi ...

 

Paul Jr 8

[EvilGrosminet]

J'ai 3 beaux rouleaux de 60verges de super heavy duty ,tsé 10 mil d'épais au lieu de 4 ... déja payé... On peut en prendre un d'un bon format ,pas de trouble !!!

Faut etre deux pour le pogner par exemple ,c'est dur de tenir et taper en meme temps ....

[Menoche]

Evil, y'a pas grand monde en Abitibi que je connaisse qui mériterais ça

 

[Onan]

Pas sur que c'etait des activistes. ca me semble plutot a un culte suicidaire.

[EvilGrosminet]

Evil, y'a pas grand monde en Abitibi que je connaisse qui mériterais ça

 

T'est sur ?

[Gros Buck]

T'est sur ?

 

J'ai déjà lu dans un Lucky Luke une affaire comme "Si on ne pendait que les coupables, on ne rirait pas assez souvent."

 

Paul Jr 8

[marguyo]

un poilu sur le dash qui sera en bedaine lors du tapage ,il sortirait epiler

[Menoche]

Evil: ouain t'as raison finalement, ma mémoire avait perdu des morceaux

[Bachman]

On a déja fait ça au club de golf a Charny.... quand on joue au golf on a souvent des bermudas... on a pas pensé a ça quand on y a tapé les jambes....

[Lonewolf]

Pas sur que c'etait des activistes. ca me semble plutot a un culte suicidaire.

 

Jean-Marc Parent qui avait voulu aller baver des motards .( Il avait presque chi.. dans ses culottes)

[bytor]

T'est sur ?

 

Moi, je fournis l'arbre!!!

Drette sur le Top du mont fenouillet...

Mieux encore, on le tape sur un gros pneu de skideuse et on fait rouler jusqu'en bas de la glissade!! :mrgreen:

 

Estie, pus personne va vouloir venir a la Ride à Bytor!! em0300

[Menoche]

moi j'vais y retourner ihhihihi

te laisserai surement pas pousser le pneu en bas tout seul

trop dangereux pour ton dos

Édité 28 Novembre 2012 par Menoche